Monday, February 23, 2009

We Say "Skedule," Terry Says "Shhhhedule"

The schedule is up for the remainder of the regular season:

Sun-Mar 1 Dean Park Rangers v Arsenal - Victoria 7:00 AM Park 2 (near)Regular
Sun-Mar 1 Dean Park Rangers v Otpisani FC 8:30 AM Park 3 (upstairs)Friendly
Sun-Mar 8 Carioca FC v Dean Park Rangers 8:00 AM Park 2 (near)Regular
Sun-Mar 15 Dean Park Rangers v 5th place 9:00 AM Park 2 (near)Friendly

Note we have two friendlies, one against our old Serbian friends (part of a double-header), and the other against a bottom-dweller to be named later.

Also, note the ridiculous, seriously...ridiculous...start time for the game against Arsenal. I know they don't think they can beat us the normal way. But do they really think that because they practically live there that this is way to go. Memo to file: stop drinking on February 28th at 5 p.m.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

First place by a nose

With the win over Nevada, DPR has moved into first on goal difference. With two matches to go, DPR controls its own destiny in terms of securing the top playoff spot. Let's keep up the good play.

Match Report: I think I'm Old Now!

Did you ever wonder whether old age would sneak upon you gradually, or whether it would hit you at a single instant in time like a freight train? Well, let me tell you, it hits you all at once. Pictured to the left is what I look like right now. There was little warning. Yesterday I was skiing like Alberto Tomba (remember? slightly tubby...vaguely Euro...); today, I am shuffling around in no particular direction while I wait for the next episode of Matlock. The good news is that a walker gives you more appendages with which to strike a ball.

Now on to the game. Dean Park Rangers took the court against Nevada, marking the first match for Charlie since the Bush Administration. Also seen was Carlos and his missus--soccer royalty who swooped in and swooped out like Beckham and Posh Spice.

The game began with low intensity, but good pressure and spacing allowed DPR to dictate the pace of play. An early corner kick led to a pinpoint strike by me off of the goalie's left hand, then right hand, then again off his left hand, and then I think his shin. Surgical.

Terry and Charlie knifed through the Nevada defense, and peppered the poor keeper with a barrage of shots, including a boot to the back of the head for good measure. Terry's shooting was the best it has been in a while, and Charlie was in top form. The result was a steady accretion (look it up) of goals and a comfortable 5-0 lead. Paul kept the margin safe with some superb saves, and Mike and Dave moved the point of attack well. Paul put an exclamation point on things with a nice low strike to score.

Meanwhile, I hit male menopause. Capable of only 3 seconds of movement before I became a traffic cone, I contributed to the stagnant attacking play that let Nevada get back into the game and trade some goals. I attoned by barely tapping in a nice cross from Charlie who skinned a defender down the left flank.

The second half saw more of the same. Some nice plays by DPR led to some good stretches of attacking play, but overall lack of movement let Nevada sit on loose balls. I scored with my left thigh, which was a personal first. I also drew a penalty, which Terry converted by hitting the ball through the keeper, like one of those old cartoon cannon balls.

DPR finished strong, netting the final few goals to end things at 11-4. The win was solid, but still left room for improvement.

Final score:

DPR 11 - 4 Nevada

Team record: 1-0-1

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Next Game:

Sunday, February 15th, at 9:00 a.m. at the Park School in Brookline, MA.

Let's get a win and stay in first!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Everyone Loves a Tie!

If a tie is like kissing your sister, then yesterday was like sibling makeout fest along the lines of how I imagine Lovers' Lane in Georgia. Both matches ended in draws, leaving a 4-way tie for first place with a whopping 1 point.

Match Report:: Extinguished!

According to Google translate, Otpisani in Serbian means "extinguished." Appropriately so, as Otpisani has for the second time extinguished a key second half deficit and a DPR streak--first it was the 4-match win streak, and this time it was the 6-competitive-match win streak--by drawing DPR 5-5.

Both teams took the field with lean to non-existent benches. This was standard for DPR, who managed to win both playoff contests with no bench whatsoever. It was unusual, however, for Otpisani, who show up at games like a college football team.

The game had no flow initially, as both teams had trouble finding space. Otpisani play a form of the neutral zone trap, which meant that it took a while for DPR to find the rhythm. Otpisani went up a goal on a lucky one man jail break through three prison guards. A second fluky goal made it 2-0. DPR stayed cool, and responded with 4 consecutive goals in the half.

A fifth goal made it 5-2, and DPR may have experienced a let down. Sloppy play allowed Otpisani to get breakaways, and they converted chances one-by-one to pull even. The story of the game, for both sides, but mainly DPR, was missed opportunity. DPR squandered many shooting chances by shooting into the keeper, inches wide of the post, or sometimes failing to even get a shot off. The most excruciating sequence came with 2 minute to go. Dave found himself about 12 feet out on the left side and clanked a shot off both posts. The rebound came straight to a DPR player on the right flank, who clanked it off the post and out for a kick.

Final score:

DPR 5 - 5 Otpisani

Team record: 0-0-1

Friday, February 6, 2009

Oops, My Bad

It looks like I was wrong, the schedule was posted:

Sun-Feb 8 Dean Park Rangers v Otpisani FC 8:00 AM Park 2 (near)RegularSweeney, WilliamsD

My prediction, however, was right on the money!

Patches are not gay, they are festive!

During his copious free time, Carlos has procured a metric ton of patches to be sown on anything that doesn't move on its own.

This means that all of us can have a patch sewn on the right man-boob of our new kits. Accordingly, you must all give me your soiled shirt after Sunday's game. I will wash them and give them to Carlos's tailor. By the following Sunday, you will have a shirt with a badge. We can discuss on Sunday whether we should also get matching shorts that can have patches sewn on them. From there, the sky is the limit. You can sew a patch on a fleece top, track suit, gym bag, or coin purse.

Tuesday Means Not Tuesday

The Insoccer/MAFutsal website said that " Schedules for Session Two, Week One (Feb 7 & 8) will be online early afternoon Tuesday."

Hmmm. It is now Friday (except in places like Cape Town, Abu Dhabi and Vladivostok, where it is actually Saturday), and yet no schedule is posted.

Prediction: game at 8 am against Carioca or Otpisani.

[See correction above]

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Session 2!

Session 2 starts on February 8th. The next game will probably be posted sometime this week.

Champions!

Congratulations to the Dean Park Rangers, Champions of Session 1 Futsal.

Match Report: Super Sunday!

At around 8 am this morning, Charlie was soundly asleep near Hanover, NH; Terry was brewing some more bedhead; Ilyas was bombing down I-93 just south of Manchester, NH; Everton was injured; Paul and Mike were likely watching cartoons (or whatever it is that young people do these days); and Dan was feasting on cupcakes. Meanwhile, Dave was dutifully showing up at the Park School, even though he knew he would be unable to play. Only problem, kickoff was at 10 am.

Two hours later, Charlie was still sleeping in NH and Everton was still injured. The rest of team, however, limped into the Park School (literally). Upon Dave's return, it was made clear that there would again by no subs.

The stage was set for drama. The 10 am start time meant that there were actual spectators. But with no subs, and some niggling injuries, DPR had it back against the wall. There would be no margin of error. The foe, of course, was Carioca, a dangerous team featuring the always dangerous Victor. DPR had neutralized Victor, and thus Carioca, in the regular season meeting. However, no amount of drinking could erase last year's championship loss to the hands of that team. Back to back finals losses would be humiliating.

DPR started the game out slow, having trouble controlling the flow of the game. Some loose play allowed Carioca to jump out to an early lead, and a superb volley put them up 2-0. At this point, Carioca seemed to relax, and Dean Park seemed to get more focused. Encouraged by DPR's spiritual leader, Dave, who shared the bench with Ilyas's medium cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee, DPR started stringing together some passes and was pressuring Carioca to give the ball away. A foul near the edge of the box gave DPR a golden free kick opportunity. At that distance, a 2-3 man wall is pretty much obligatory. In an effort to be different, Carioca tried the 1-man wall approach. This gave Ilyas half the net to work with, and the ensuing free kick had little choice but to find its way over the keeper to make it 2-1. The rest of the half was a stalemate.

The second half saw DPR's all-around game take center stage. Paul made some ridiculous saves. Mike and Terry showed consistent ability to win tackles and transition to the attack. And Dan, despite an ailing back, thumped in three consecutive pinpoint strikes to give DPR a 4-2 lead. At this point, with no subs, let down seemed inevitable. Despite neutralizing Victor again, Carioca was able to tie the game, opportunistically pouncing on loose balls in the box. Carioca had the chance to take the lead but managed to pound what would have been a simple tap away from the goal (it might actually have gone out for a kick-in). This left the door ajar. An excellent counter attack and some wing to wing passing found Mike with ball behind the keeper and staring at the goal line. Chastened by Carioca's miss, Mike held the ball for what seemed like an eternity before rolling it in for the cup winner.

The game was followed by a actually trophy award ceremony. Courtney brought yummy cupcakes. It truly was a Super Sunday.

Final score:

DPR 5 - 4 Carioca
(DPR wins Championship)

Team record: 6-1-0