Friday, February 6, 2009

Patches are not gay, they are festive!

During his copious free time, Carlos has procured a metric ton of patches to be sown on anything that doesn't move on its own.

This means that all of us can have a patch sewn on the right man-boob of our new kits. Accordingly, you must all give me your soiled shirt after Sunday's game. I will wash them and give them to Carlos's tailor. By the following Sunday, you will have a shirt with a badge. We can discuss on Sunday whether we should also get matching shorts that can have patches sewn on them. From there, the sky is the limit. You can sew a patch on a fleece top, track suit, gym bag, or coin purse.

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