After nearly a decade of excellent service to the team, original DPR members Dave and Carlos have decided to spend more time with their families and trade their futsal boots for slippers. After enduring through several injury-plagues seasons recently, both recognized that the time had come to take things easy. "I am going to see if this whole 'staying healthy' thing really works," said Dave, as he slowly drove his Cadillac through the winding streets of Coral Gables with his left-turn signal flashing. Dave will forever be remembered for his magic "hoof" goal. Carlos will forever be remembered for the airborne sliding yellow card he received just 10 seconds into his futsal career, and his tracking of which underage players will grow up to be "dirty girls." Both players and personalities will be missed. This now leaves me as the last original member of DPR.
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