Adult Action

Generally, I don't concern myself with the other Adult divisions. Let's call it a Live and Let Live policy (or is it Don't Ask, Don't Tell...seriously, if you think about, and get the '90s reference, then it really would be more apt. But anyway, I digest). Today, I decided reverse course and peruse exactly what is going on the ol' Central and South divisions, even though acknowledging made-up geographical divisions make me want to hurl in my parents' urn kind of like that girl Juno did in the movie about Juno called Juno. You should do it too--it is fun (peruse, not hurl).

For example, in the Central, you would find where Natick has been hiding this session. I thought they quit. Nope, they were merely relegated. Also, it is awesome to note that the other Arsenal team went 0-5, meaning that the entire Arsenal family went 0-8-1 this session. That is actually some sort of soccer achievement. The last observation is how low the FP points are in this division. Is this a prison league or something? How does one go about getting into this thing?

Let's go South, shall we, to the land where people read Cat Fancy and download videos of cats playing with balls of yarn on Youtube. Aside from yet another Nevada team, the other teams are all named after some variant of a cat. Seriously, I am not making this up, dude. A cat. There are the Brookline Lions, the Brookline Tigers, the Brookline Jaguars, the Brookline Panthers, and the Brookline Lynx. I propose that we join the South next session with a team called the Brookline Thunder Cats.