Match Report #1: Sometimes A Loss Is as Good as a Win

At 10 minutes before the 7:30 a.m. kickoff, there were two Dean Park Rangers, one ref, and no Natick players. Eventually, players for both teams accumulated, and a game was played. Charlie banged in 5 goals. Not much positive to say for DPR, as fumbles, poor marking, ridiculously excessive fouling, Swiss cheese walls (which goes badly with excessive fouling), and imprecise finishing let to a half-time lead quickly squandered, which turned into a 3 goal deficit that could not be rectified. A morning loss. Long faces.

Then, Bill Belichick tossed a challenge beanbag. "After further review, Natick apparently did not have enough players from its roster, and thus forfeited. Dean Park Rangers wins!"

That's right, you can go check the standings. I sh%t you not.

Final score:

DPR 8 - 0 Natick (forfeit)

Team record: 2-0-0