Honestly, I was so pissed from the first match (see below) that I didn't pay much attention to this game. I know everyone scored but me. Whatever, goals are overrated.The match began with goals being traded for the first half. As usual, we work harder to have nice goals, and other team cherry-picks goals with minimal effort. The first half saw DPR carrying the play, but every goal was answered by a Baroch counterstrike.
In the second half, there was a mini-goal explosion that put DPR up 8-6. Then a thunderous strike, probably by this sulfurous-spewing, mouth-breathing troglodyte with a lead foot, went literally through Dave and into the goal, leaving him laying on the ground, motionless (see post above). Dave would recover, and so would DPR, who would stave off any chance of a comeback by closing out the match with a 11-9 final.
Not much of a match report, I know. If you have goals or anecdotes that you think should have been included, feel free to comment them.
As compensation, here are some additional notes for the day.
- Dan made some smart plays near the end of the match, feathering the ball into the corners when there was nothing doing. The Bruins would have been proud.
- Courtney, Mrs. Carroll, and Daniella deserve points for showing up on a brutally early, snowy Sunday morning. Courtney and Mrs. Carroll really are the heart and soul of our fan base, and after googling the definition of the term "fan base," I realize that they are the fan base too. After a long duree, it was nice to see Daniella, who really is the Jackie O. of the DPR family.
- The mouth-breathing troglodyte is armed with a deadly right foot and even deadlier sphincter. I read the futsal rules, and apparently, there is no rule against chemical or biological gas attacks. I say we show up next time with some napalm.
Final score:
DPR 11 - 9 FC Baroch
Team record: 3-0-0
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