Monday, January 25, 2010

Things that make you go hmmmm...



Here is a math question:

Johnny and Timmy play in two different soccer games, which take place right next to each other at the same time. The results of Johnny's game are posted on the website within hours of the conclusion of the game. How much later does it take for the results of Timmy's game to get reported?

(a) 1 day, because Farbadouche's $7.99 haircut cuts down on the wind resistance encountered when uploading scores
(b) 2 days, because it is difficult to find time to upload scores during Discover Channel's Shark Week
(c) four days, because the results have to be certified by Secretary of State Galvin
(d) Never, because Jason is a c@nt
(e) All of the above

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